Mr. Douchebag letra

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag

Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside
You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses
Yeah we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months

Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age
Telling all your douche bag friends that you still got game

Dear Mr. Douche Bag, we all agree that you are a dumb-ass
Why can't you see that?

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag

Dear Mr. Douche Bag, do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth?
Or boast about high school rugby?
And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee

And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid
You douchebags are a lot of the same
Dude let's go, this place is full of grenades
Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career
That's why your Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer
You got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon

Dear Mr. Douche bag, we all agree that you are a dumb-ass
Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag

Inconsiderate, ignorant, you drink you get belligerent
You think anybody finds you amusing?
No, no, no, not even a little bit
You always find a way to stop all the fun
Like, when you scream party foul at the top of your lungs
Dear Mr. Douche Bag, I caught you bragging again
Trust me man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all
But dude I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister-in-law
No you're not, come on

Dear Mr. Douche Bag, we all agree that you are a dumb-ass
Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag

Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room
You're a douche bag do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag

Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk
You're a douche bag do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag

Refusing to let go when she says no
You're a douche bag do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag

Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
You're a douche bag do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag

Dude it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear, come on, where the hell is my protein shake?

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